Music: This Boy by James Morrison

Its only human to want the impossible.
If Lex Luthor was a real person..
I'd ask him to make a clone of myself.
So that I could sleep and watch tv all day.
And the clone me would do everything else.
(Blame this on the Smallville marathon I did last week).
Lex Luthor rules, he's the only reason I even care to watch Smallville, in case you're wondering.